Just because Wilmer Valderrama doesn’t have you on his show doesn’t mean that you can’t share your yo momma jokes with the world. MTV recently launched an online companion to the television show at yomomma.tv that lets you battle other users, upload videos of your best yo momma so thin jokes, and vote on other users jokes. Check it out today both on myspace and on the yo momma website, but watch out for some guy calling himself Jesus on the site – apparently he’s got some world class yo momma jokes just waiting to be used on somebody.
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Great photo John were did you find a pict of my Momma isn’t she lovely haha! Just finished reading a book called “The Street Lawyer” by John Grisham about lawyers working pro bono to help the homeless great book! Check it out somtime!
That…THAT’s yo momma, Roger?
My momma’s a betta lay than yo momma…and mine’s been on her back six foot under for 14 years!
hahahaha ;D
…you should check out ‘The 13th Juror’ in my blog roll. Jackie’s a poverty lawyer and professor in Florida, Roger.
Hey! I checked out the Yo Momma site that you mentioned on here and it is really cool and funny!
Here are some of my favorite yo momma jokes!!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on to her good side!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
I just went to the Yomomma site and saw this joke on the home page:
Yo momma so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized.
I could probably spend an hour or so reading the insults.
Ahhh! AH! Save it fo Yomamma, kids!
Told ya it was ‘all that’.