When I get paid to support you as a peer, then it'll be time for me to take your bullshit and mindgames seriously.

Q&A from a local disclosing advocate I received:

She: I am a tad confused; are you gay?

Me: Are you asking because you’re looking for a recreational lover or attracted to me?  Not sure how my sexual preference came into the discussion.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not offended…but there’s obviously a reason you brought it up.

First, my readers ‘know’ my sexual preference.  I wear a pink bunny outfit in front of a webcam.  There’s a big calling for unexposed erotic flesh pictures these days.  I like to have sessions with green sea turtles that are naked at the time.

Really freakin’ sordid stuff.

It came about due to prior involvements with llamas, sheep, and a British geriatric a year or so ago.  We were going to make a home version movie and publish it in our online community.

Now, if you’ve read my stuff and know anything about me…please, comment below.  After there’s enough entries, I’m going to send this disclosing advocate of mental health a link here.  Just try to keep focused with an opening statement about you knowing if I’m gay or not.

[Addendum added twelve hours later, it required it's own page]

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