What’s better?
December 27th, 2009
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- Cats or dogs?
- Hotdogs or Hamburgers?
- Ham or Mutton?
- Muttonchops or Crew Cuts?
- Mullet or Beaver?
- Brunettes or Redheads?
There are many things I have not experienced, that I’d like to…almost like making a list. Would it be bad for me to say my preferences, such as term life insurance as opposed to living on the edge and possibly losing it all?
I was going to put something randy here about preferences of women from other geographical locations, but I didn’t want to come off as a snob, snert, troll, or sexist.
They just don’t have the hangups as in ‘The South’. May explain why there’s more propensity for ‘kissing cousins’ here.
Posted in .: Self Geekery
We are allowed to kiss cousins in Blighty. I tried it once but Brian wasn’t that impressed …….
I was holding off replying to this comment until I figured out what the heck you were meaning.
…ignorance is bliss, sometimes.
Given that DP has promised to provide you with ‘dirty women’ if you should find yourself in need… was this post your way of providing him that extra bit of information to make sure he gets it just right?
However, to avoid having to admit whether or not I’ve kissed any cousins, I’ll take a stab at your questions.
Cats or dogs? (neither)
Hotdogs or Hamburgers? (too complicated…)
Ham or Mutton?
Muttonchops or Crew Cuts? (neither…)
Mullet or Beaver? (neither…)
Brunettes or Redheads? (I am both at the same time and I like myself…)
Now you’ll have to answer my questions if and when I ever post them.
Ha!
Fracas, is there anything I “wouldn’t” do if in my capacity for such a wonderful person as yourself?
DOGS
HAMBURGERS
HAM
CC
NEITHER (is that an option?)
NEITHER (is that an option?)
So, do you prefer blondes or balds then?
This is almost like playing Mastermind, using people as colored pegs. (giggle snort)
The answer is always ham, man.
For ‘everything’? What about what to have withit?
No… she’s confused. The answer is always *bacon*. Ham is just meat that hasn’t suffered enough to be bacon.
You know… like women.
They might be prettier and not as wrinkled when they’re young (like ham) but really… everyone knows bacon’s WAY more satisfying, it goes with darn near everything and anything, makes everything better, and in a LOT of cases, men are willing to die rather than give it up!
:HUGE GIGGLE-SNORTS:
Ya know, Fracas…if I weren’t a genius, I’d swear you had the hots for me.
You’re either my brother or my child (or so you claim… it seems to waiver…) so that would just be wrong.
You’re just changing the subject. Sheesh, why do men always do that?
Believe me, I’d know if I did the ‘your child’ thing.
I was a Similac baby, ok?
Blogchildren don’t require Similac. Have you any idea what happens when you spill formula on a keyboard?
Geez. And you look so smart most of the time…
(runs…)
Sheesh, then that’d mean I was my own father!
…yep, you’ve got the hots for me alright.
I think I wrote about being my own grandpa… so I’ve one-upped you again!
(It’s actually DP who has the hots for you. Didn’t you notice he was putting perfume behind his ears?)
You…need a professional.
I…am a professional.
DP…had his chance in Brokeback Bedlambs.
Nuff said.
Shouldn’t that be…
Brokeback Bedllamas?
Just sayin…
I always stay true and original to my ‘tupidity! Besides, I wouldn’t get in bed with a Llama if you paid me.
…that’d be porn, no matter what happened.
So if I understand correctly… lambs you are ok with, but llamas is where you draw the line?
I only ask because as DP’s secretary, I should make notes. He does get confused sometimes and I’d hate for him to send you llamas instead of lambs (or dirty women) if you should ever be in that situation you said you’d trust he or I to see you in…
(He doesn’t pay me enough I tell you…)
“bedlambs” is a play on words.
Bedlam being an uproar and incorporated with lamb being gentle.
Seeing the ability to work with DP improvising, I felt it was a way to identify our niche of humor.
I see I have to append my WRAP to include specifics.
no… a fracas is an uproar.
and see, I figured the connection to DP meant the llama card had to be played.
I bet there’d be trouble if we were ever in the same room.
rofl
This is all very allamaing ….. I really think that you two should go out and play …… don’t worry, I’ll tidy up in here ……. and yes John, you may wear the silk panties – it’s your turn after all …. come on Fraccy ….. give them up ……
Nope. They got girl cooties!
Good, Fraccy has forgotten her broom – I’ll use that …. *sweep sweep sweep* …… [I wonder if there's any mileage in a book called 'Bedlambs and Broomhicks' - could be - hmmmmmmmm]
I get 10% of the profits if there is for providing part of the title.
allamaing?
I should probably wait until 70steen comes back and ask her to decode that for me. Hopefully she’ll be able to.
In the meanwhile… tell me… does John always ask for your permission before he wears panties?
I’m shocked. I guess I’ve not paid enough attention to the gossip at the office. I’ll try harder in the new year.
If I do or don’t wear panties, it’s up to me!
Unfortunately ……..
That…is a scary use of multiple ellipseses.