Hello, can we…
March 21st, 2009
NO! We can NOT!
I’m not THAT kind of BLOGGER!
For ‘that which asked me that’, well…that’s like sticking your willy where it don’t belong.
Sooner or later it’ll go BOOM and be in a bunch of little pieces.
Consider asexual virtual reproduction rather than ask me if I choose to be a willing participant in some kinky linky thingy.
Also known as ‘please go jerk off on your own site rather than thinking you can stick your Transatlantic Automatic Nonpropomatic thing in mine’…cause no matter what your ego says…
…it ain’t long enough ta even reach my arse!
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Oh dear, that was meant to go to ‘undisclosed recipients’ – I pressed the wrong button …….. obviously
No, it wasn’t you obviously, DP. If you were to approach me that way, I would have enjoyed the virtual pillow double speak…probably’d had a glow or something.
…he was a cad. I feel so uncouth for even having read what he said.
Me too DP!! But now I am wondering who? I know it can’t be my message because first I haven’t asked and 2nd I couldn’t do that anyway.
I am lacking the proper equipment!
equipment
:giggle snort:
Daddy Papersurfer and John… that’s just TMI for ALL of us.
I’m shocked I tell you… shocked!
Well, I’m HOT and BOTHERED at you being shocked I tell you…shocked at me being asked to participate in such matters!
…I guess this means we’re not getting handcuffed together for 24 hours in Vegas like we planned…huh?
Are all my undisclosed recipients going to comment I wonder …..?
Only time will tell. Father told me ‘doubtful’, but since time is; and is a; relative who knows.
(Yep, that made sense, lol)
John, it was the
old giterr… person asking you to participate in such matters that was shocking to me… I still haven’t gotten over it.Had I found out it was at least someone who wears a bra asking you (okay strike that too, since we have no proof he doesn’t wear a bra…)
Oh jeebers… you know what I mean.
(Unfortunately I’m not allowed into Las Vegas… it’s wasn’t my fault… honest…)
I travel under assumed names myself. I also cross the Canadian border at landlocked areas by snowmobile in the wintertime…only to avoid tolls and such.
BTW, he doesn’t wear a bra.
He uses duct tape.
Silly man… he should try that stuff the pageant girls buy. It’s way less harsh on the skin.
Voice of experience? Got mpg video?