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Thursday’s Boys: Making them do what you want

EjaculateControlling the ejaculate has multiple benefits for a male’s healthy sex life, no matter what age.

I’m just wondering if, when, and how the commands should be given to the army.

How long the duration of control is considered normal as well as ‘point of no return’.

If word of this gets out it could put Kleenex tissues out of demand!

Wednesday’s Vagina: How may I be of service, ma’am?

MenThe more a person learns the more a person can apply to things.

Maybe I should consider offering my armpits for medical care, since some women have a tendency of exhibiting mental health symptoms when their cycles are out of wack.

 

What I want

MatchI broke an iPod app the other day.  I tried copy/pasting my rhetoric I’d been saving up for the last few years, but got the following:

Error 0U812: Cannot restore your perception of reality.  For Virtual Reality go Microsoft.

…they were to busy laughing at me at Apple Support to worry if I’d jailbroken my Touch.

So much for five foot midget surfing, again.

 

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